THE IDIOT TEST ANSWERS
- All of them (12).
- The beggar is her sister.
- He can't be buried if he isn't dead.
- No -- because he is dead.
- They aren't playing each other.
- White. The house is at the North Pole so it is a polar bear.
- 50 cent piece and a nickel. (One is a nickel, the *other* one isn't.)
- The match.
- Half-way, then he's running out of the woods.
- 1 hour.
- None -- Noah took them on the ark, not Moses.
- The same as it is now. (Bill Clinton)
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